21/01/2003 - Entry #62
Sadly, I've once again run completely dry, and can't think of a single thing to talk about. I'm just at a complete loss. Totally stuck. Sorry. :\
In a bid to give you bloodsucking leeches something to entertain yourselves with, I've raided the internet (and in particular my old bookmark lists) to find some completely random and all-together useless websites that might occupy you and waste your time for a few minutes, thus diverting the pressure to update for another day.
"Let the mayhem commence," I cried, as I...well anyway. Here you go:
The world's only inflatable church. It's legally binding and everything. Well, it will be soon, if I understand correctly. Apparently there's a couple lined up to get married in it sometime soon.
Test the speed of your internet connection. Meh. Not quite as cool as the church.
WAY cooler than the speedometer! Play tunes by slapping a japanese man in the face! This is top quality entertainment, people. I wasted much time using my mouse, when I should have been using the number keys to make my keyboard a proper keyboard. Like, a musicky one. So don't fall into the same trap I did. Use your number keys and see if you can recreate your favourite tunes. Like a hero. Or, alternatively, click the asterisk, watch the song, then try to replicate it. There's a lot of hours in the day to be wasted, after all.
From the same site, something equally mind-shatteringly good. As before, don't use your mouse. In fact, as soon as you click Start, shove your cursor way over to the side, so it doesn't interfere. Then press your number keys, in ascending numerical order. Just wait til you get to number 5. I could watch number 5 all day, I really could. I'm easily amused.
Probably the best of them all. Curling is a great game, isn't it? The skill, the fame, the glamourous super-model girlfriends. If only you could somehow get your own ice-rink, all that could be yours. Well now you can! Well, no, that's not strictly true. But you can play curling online. Which is nothing to be sniffed at. I've been wasting my time playing this all day, when I should in fact be working. But hey. Curling. Eh? Yeah.
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