17/06/2003 - Entry #81
Okay, I'm still on my hiatus type thing, but I figured I'd break it just this once, for the best newspaper headline ever.
It was for an article on Sheffield United's website, stating that young left-midfielder Michael Tonge (pronounced 'tung', for the uninitiated) would move into central midfield if fellow player Michael Brown exits the club, leaving the space vacant.
The headline?
"Tonge To Fill Brown Hole"
Classic.
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