20/11/2003 - Entry #82

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

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One of them LITERALLY walked on the moon, in SPACE, on the SURFACE OF THE MOON, like, FOR REAL, and the other fucks small kids.

Hey!

Man, Michael Jackson-sleeps-with-little-boys jokes. It's like 1993 all over again. I've missed this stuff, I really have!

Okay, okay, another!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic carrier bag?

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One is cheap, white and made of plastic, and is a plastic carrier bag, and the other fucks small kids!

HEY-OHHH!!!

Good stuff

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